Stuck to my seat

News:
Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

I happened to come across this in Amit Varma's Blog. My situation is not too different from that woman...I'm stuck to my seat in CTS and even though it would've benefitted me if I quit, I refused to do so. It took a great deal of convincing before I had realized this. But when the realization had dawned, I was stuck. I couldn't move even though I wanted to. Happenstance.

Strange Love story

Sachin's bro got married a few days back and his was the love story which by all means will never get published as a mills and boons story. So heres the story:
Sachins brother had shifted to his new place along with his friends. His neighbour was a hottie and sachins bro somehow managed to get her aqauintance. This hottie stayed in the same building along with her friends. Now sachins brothers roomies started messaging all these mushy messages from his cellphone. Hottie reads these messages thinking that they are from bro and probably feels happy but is too shy to admit it. So hotties roomies start messaging bro other sentimental messages from her cell and bro reads this and is also happy. The best part is the love birds have no clue that their roomies are doing all the messaging. This goes on for a while and one thing lead to another and they ended up marrying each other.

Wait! It ain't over yet. At the time of the wedding, bro demands dowry. Hottie gives dowry and now they live happily. Sheesh!!!