CAT-woman

History is replete with articles indicating how difficult it is to win the affections of a woman. I'm going to add one more. Why do I think that cracking CAT is easier than cracking through that wall put up by women? Here are a few reasons

For women: I need to understand when a no means no and a no means "maybe if you try harder"... and there is no way for you to deduce it...you should just know when to stop, when to try harder or when not to try at all.
For CAT: No ambiguities.

For women: Need to be charming, witty, intelligent, have a good sense of humor, need to be tall (DAMN!!!!), need to be rich (not always, but it helps in many ways)
For CAT: You just need some common sense, which can be acquired with a little practice. You could crack it even if your sense of humour is as dry and shrivelled up as a dehydrated plum, even if your wit and charm merits the kind of attention cacophonyx gets for his singing. Intelligence....just a little but more importantly one needs some presence of mind.

For women: Need to remember dates, events, occurences which sometimes go back to the jurassic era. Many of them have no written record and thus left solely to their discretion on whether they're right or wrong, or whether they exist or not.
CAT: Need to remember what you studied in high school. That too only up until the exam gets over.

For women: The 'yes' or 'no ' seems to be pre determined. But you still have to go through the entire rigmarole before you let her know what you feel. Anything done before that simply disqualifies you.
For cat: Yes, you have to work hard. But the yes or no is not pre determined.

For Women: If a woman ( of your dreams) falls for you, man you're one lucky sonofabitch. I'm not lucky...and I find being lucky about as hard as growing tall or fat.
CAT: You don't have to be lucky to crack it.

So there you go. About the only common things needed are some intelligence and lots of hard work. But believe me, in case of women, its not as simple as it sounds. Lots of guys can vouch for that. And I find cracking CAT hard enough.